Maria Laura Lahera El Duende Dirk Van Esbroek Singer Jose Luis Barreto Barkeeper Harry Deswarte Stage director Franke Van Laecke I Fiamminghi This production of Astor Piazolla's Maris de Buenos Aires (its UK premiere) not only managed to miss the point but also made the music sound dreary. It probably wasn't the fault of the band, who gave an exhilarating account of one of Piazolla's tangos as a encore. Rather, the shapeless direction didn't give the performers anything to communicate, and the tatty amplification seriously undermined their ability to do so. Ultra-perfunctory dancing didn't help either. In fact, the most convincing evocation of Buenos Aires of the evening was the putative porteno lowlife handing out adverts for tango classes outside the theatre. The production set the whole action in a bar with a brothel upstairs, and populated it with a bartender, who translated a few of the numbers into English, El Duende, writing at a desk, Maria, and a pair of dancers who did little except take Maria upstairs at one point. The poetry of the streets, the port itself, Roman catholicism, the psychiatrists, all disappeared from the performance, which reduced Horacio Ferrer's baroque lyrics to cheap torch songs for a plastic Piaf. (All the choruses were cut.) El Duende appeared to be a poet hanging out in a low bar, not implausibly since he creates, destroys and resurrects Maria as the poet does. But he was seriously lacking in ambiguity of any kind, let alone supernatural qualities. A number of people, including one or two who might have been thinking about adding Maria de Buenos Aires to a season at some point, left swiftly in the interval. Which was perhaps the justification for having an interval of twenty-five minutes in a seventy-five minute performance. Hopefully, the movers and shakers will see Gidon Kremer's lot peforming Maria at Bregenz and think again. Even better, maybe we can have Kremer in London soon.