Ferrando Gregory Turay Guglielmo Neal Davies Don Alfonso Donald Maxwell Fiordigli Cara O'Sullivan Dorabella Imelda Drumm Despina Linda Kitchen Conductor Robert Spano Producer Calixto Bieito Welsh National Opera The Theatre Royal, Plymouth, is a fairly typical civic-centre theatre. Opened in 1982 it has three semi-circular tiers and appearently undistinguished sound. It is a regular stop on the WNO tours. The audience was packed in in the cheaper seats at the back of the circle, but they were rattling around in the stalls. The singers and orchestra delivered a fair musical performance of Cosi last night. Cara O'Sullivan as Fiordigli and, especially, Imelda Drumm as Dorabella, sounded gorgeous. Neal Davies was a vocally chunky Guglielmo, sounding like a particularly musical puppy. Gregory Turay as Ferrando seemed a bit hoarse, but had some beautiful moments and probably has what it takes. Donald Maxwell seemed to be doing Sprechstimme at times, but he and Linda Kitchen as Despina were left so far adrift by the production it's difficult to say anything about their musical performances. Calixto Bieito and his team (variously from Barcelona) landed the performers with a performance that looked stylish from time to time but made practically no sense at all. The set was a mirrored space full of metal cafe table and chairs, with a mirrored bar that appeared at the back for the second act. An extensive group of supers dressed as cafe staff, moved the tables around, as did Despina. That was the sole allusion to class. The two men wore military whites (service indeterminate) and mafia gear in disguise. The two women wore modern day clothes. Don Alfonso was a bohemian drunk, Despina a char-lady with attitude who turned into Mystic Meg (doctor) and Ms Versace with an English accent (notary). Bieito seems to be trying to evoke the macho display and courtship ritual of a mediterranean public space. The mafiot Albanians are major crotch-graspers and physically maul the women while they are being "cured" of the poison. This isn't totally implausible, since the point of the Neapolitan setting (as seen from Vienna) is that girls are naughty and men are naughtier. But setting the action in a public space makes the conventions of the plot pointless. The women are clearly allowed out on their own, and there's no scandal in them being with the men there. And there's no opportunity for anyone to have sex in a cafe. A handful of tangos and some physical business suggestested that lust was meant to be close to the surface at all times. But the singers weren't able to suggest passion about to erupt and being diverted into ritual and music. Bieito's very physical, and sexually threatening, production of La vida es sueno worked partly because the actors could get down and dirty when required, but also because the play is explicitly about what happens to the animal side of humanity when education and reason are forcibly withheld. Cosi is about the fictions that we use to add a narrative to the pursuit of sex, and in particular the hygienic convention that desire is for an individual. We are meant to get very confused, as the characters do, but we're not meant to look into the abyss, more to realise that we always live with convenient deceptions. There wasn't any obvious ending to Bieito's production -- the house lights came up before the final ensemble, which caused the wrong kind of confusion -- which pretty much summed up its pointlessness.