Dido/Sorceress Della Jones Aeneas Jeremy Huw Williams Belinda Yvonne Barclay Second woman Jacqueline Varsey First witch Fiona Rose Second witch Johanna Byrne Sailor Peter Wedd Spirit James Huw Jeffries Conductor Howard Williams Director Tom Hawkes English Bach Festival Baroque Orchestra, Singers and Dancers My appalling brother Owen studied Dido (aka Dildo and Anus) for A-level, and invented obscene words for all of it. My test of a performance is whether I involuntarily remember my bro's travesties. I'm afraid this one didn't pass. Oddly enough, Dido is almost as much about the violent rejection of the past as Victory over the sun, the Russian futurist opera from 1913 currently on at the Barbican. Seen in the immediate aftermath of the Commonwealth and Restoration, Aeneas' willingness to abandon everything in his past and present to found a new state seems politically suspect as well as personally cruel. Dido is destroyed precisely because (in the Roman scheme of things at least) as a noble woman she is the ultimate carrier of continuity with the past. But Purcell's and our sympathy is entirely with Dido, even if in modern terms Aeneas is a creep who is not worth dying of grief for. But while the smallish pit was sold out for the futurists, the audience was rattling around at Sadler's Wells. The performances were not widely publicized, and perhaps the prospect of Della Jones singing two roles was too much. Jones turned out to be in not bad vocal shape, and gave substantial and effective performances in both roles. She seemed to find cackling as the Sorceress easier, but had vocal as well as dramatic intensity in Ah, Belinda and When I am laid in earth. The other singers were competent, not particularly inspired, but a limp Aeneas doesn't do much harm. The chorus was also competent, with a bit of fizz as the witches. The orchestra was similarly workmanlike, not quite getting the sensuality of the music but keeping it sprightly. The production was previously on at Covent Garden. (I'm not sure whether it was part of the English Bach Festival then as well.) It looked gorgeous, dark and Rubensesque, a reminder that Dido belongs to the baroque in literature and art as well as (loosely) in music. But somehow good taste and historical accuracy kept it dull. What was really worth avoiding was the choreographed version of the Water Music in the first half. I was quite enjoying the music, and wondering whether they'd ditched the dancing altogether because we were four movements into the first suite, when the curtain went up on eight dancers in (again) very precise period court dress. The women wore wide hooped full length dresses, so you couldn't see their feet. But the dances were focussed on complicated footwork, so they looked like clockwork blancmanges (something for the futurists maybe). They danced only the movements which are formally named as dances, so there was an empty stage for some of the time, and once three dancers standing around supposedly having an elegant conversation. The choreography was by the late Brenda Quirey. The programme includes a note by her which explains all: baroque dancing replicates the rhythm of hearbeats in footwork and breathing in the movements of the upper body, and aims to create beautiful patters on the ground and in the air. It is for the dancers themselves, and the community of their friends. So far so good. But everything went to pot when professional dancers rather than aristocrats were allowed to perform these dances, and the end result was the emotional excess and meretriciousness of romantic ballet. Romantic ballet doesn't do much for me, but neither does decorous period hopping and skipping by animated fondant puddings. Mark Morris works on the same sort of theoretical basis, and produces the most amazingly moving and interesting results, respecting humanity rather than good taste.